We're really doing this, huh?

So this is the part where ::insert famous instrument company or famous musician:: is gonna slog through some paint by numbers B.S. about where I went to school and who I studied with and which famous pop sensation I got vomited on by at some sleazy LA industry event...and we all have to pretend like it still matters in these "interesting times" as the old curse goes (or really, ever?) 

Nah.

I live in Boston. I've seen and partook and WILL partake in a lot of amazing music, and have associated with many great musical minds all over the U.S.A. and beyond.

I'm ready to work. Are you?